I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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