i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
