Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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