Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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