dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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