My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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