Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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