If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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