i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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