Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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