Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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