I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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