Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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