whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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