Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
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True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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