When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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