Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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