i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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