Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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