maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
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connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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