zippers are such a cool invention
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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