My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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