Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just threw up on my dentist
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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