i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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