i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
