Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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