I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
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He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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