I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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