he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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