Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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