Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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