Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize
