your parents love me but you hate me
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You ate ashes out of my bong
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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