covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
How does it feel to date your dad?
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