My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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