So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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