Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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