I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
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