yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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