shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
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