Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
