we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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