We're like a lot better than the average bears
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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