google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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