the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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