Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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