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He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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