I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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