A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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