Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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