So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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