i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My vagina is officially offended.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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