that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When are your genitals available?
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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