wat bout pragnant strippers??
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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